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    July 25

    来做恶梦

    睡觉了。
    猴宝:妈妈,我们来一起做恶梦吧!
    妈妈默。
    猴宝:妈妈,你有什么恶梦要做的?
    妈妈:没有,我没什么恶梦想做……
    猴宝开始启发:妈妈,你怕炸弹吧?
    妈妈:怕。
    猴宝:你踩到一个炸弹,然后炸弹把你炸S了!你就做这个恶梦吧!
    妈妈装睡着。

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    Doris Xuwrote:
    对阿。对付不听话的小孩,先弄哭再对付到不哭。
    Aug. 3
    对付哭和弄哭是两回事啊!你是先让人家哭,然后再对付他到不哭?
    July 31
    Doris Xuwrote:
    我最擅长就是对付小孩哭了。。。上次才对付了一个,家长在旁边五体投地。
    July 31
    把你弄哭还差不多。我不陪他睡觉,他立马就哭。唉,你们快点养自己的小孩吧。我家的就不出去屠毒更多的人了。
    July 28
    Doris Xuwrote:
    经典。我一定要教育一个更“鬼马”的小孩,然后……把你们家小孩弄哭
    July 27
    Sean Zwrote:
    建议你迅速和朱德庸取得联系,,,我实在“忍受”不了这么可爱的绝对小孩了。
    July 25

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